God and Adam
First Aid
The Cemetery Plot
Santa's Angel
2000 Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work
Coming home late
ONE LINERS
Chemical Analysis of a Woman
Restroom Poetry
RULES THAT GUYS WISH GIRLS KNEW
Doing the dishes
At the Vet
The Point System
Top 10 Potential Titles for Ms. Lewinski's new book
Proud Co-eds
Reasons Why E-Mail is Like a Penis
Custer's last thoughts
Another Lawyer Joke
Horoscopes
"How to prepare for married life"
The top things you would NEVER hear a Southerner say
N-n-no
SICK SHORT OCCURRENCES
Rent for Apartment
Escaped Zebra
TIPS FOR BACHELORS
The Cab Driver
Alternate Meanings for Various Words
The Gynecologist
The aspects of religious belief
Rolling your own
Viagra
Thunderstorms
Letterman's Top Ten Signs Your Spouse is Having an Affair on the Computer
If men TRULY ruled the world
What NOT to say to your Pregnant Wife
TOP NINE SEX JOKES
Sure-fire ways to know you're a Woman
Top 10 Old Folk's Party Games
Women Speak In Oestrogen And Men Listen In Testosterone
Stupid Label Instructions
267 Pick-up lines
Top Ten Sexually Explicit Lines From Star Wars
Cinderellas Ball
15 BASIC RULES FOR DRIVING IN LAS VEGAS
Cough Syrup
Great Breasts
How to Kill and Eel
TOP 12 Things That Yoda Says During Sex
If AOL were a city...
Condoms and Sex
Alcohol
Sarcastic Remarks
Star Wars Pants
If Men And Women Swapped Genitals!!
On The Road Again
The Artist
Five Kinds Of Sex
Nursing Home Policeman
Buckwheat and Darla
The Dentist
Satisfaction
Things to do in an elevator
Three Wishes
Buying Tampons
Mangled Manhood
Alternate Meanings
The Gynecologist
Mudpack
LIFE'S A TEST - AND YOU'RE GRADED ON A CURVE
THE PENIS.....
Actual statements made in court ...
Cold Cream
Death Bed
Abe Lincoln
National Geographic
Tim's Grocery Store
Different Position
Shipwrecked
Hemophiliac Hooker
Stretching a Dime
Overdrawn Account
Mule or Donkey
Existing Laws
Dumb Laws - Part II
Morticians
Counting the days...
The Supermarket
Frequency
PMS in the Bible
Social Security
"The Catholic Parrots"
Lipstick on the Bathroom Mirror
Shopping in Paris
Wild Nymphomaniac in my Car
Route 22
Little Johnny at the Zoo
Accountants
Dumb Laws - Part III
Dark in Here
Hot Mamma
Children
Oliver Twist
WHAT YOU WOULD REALLY LIKE TO SAY TO PEOPLE AT WORK
Animal Abuse
Naked as Jaybirds
The Six O'Clock Train
Is Windows a Virus?
The Psychologist
University of Alabama football
The Wolf Man
Mouse Sounds
The Dietitian
The Specimen Jar
REJECTED DR. SEUSS BOOKS:
"Little Golden Books That Never Made It"
University Classes
Accountants vs. Engineers
Intelligent People
Time Zones
Pork
High School Sweethearts
Teacher Sex
Satan
WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER!
Little Old Man
Is Windows a Virus?
Two Flies
Sport Of Choice
WHAT HALLMARK DOESN'T PRINT
SOME CARDS YOU WILL NEVER SEE IN HALLMARK
Office Managers
Arkansas Bar
Traffic Cop
Pantyhose
Vegas!
The Barber
The Dentist
The Peanut
Department of Motor Vehicles
The Funeral
Kiss my Ass
Carpet Layer
Fun Facts
Condoms
Ode To A Mammogram
The Jewish Samurai
Lost Sneakers
Retirement Home
The Golfing Nun
Sex Therapy
Ear Drops
How it all began
Stock Market Advice
Cannibal Island
Holmes and Watson
IT Cannibals
Password
Sweet Nothings
The mad trombonist
Romeo and Juliet
Kiss my ass
Big School
Cow breeding
Date rape drug
True Stories from the medical field
Rate Your Hangover
Your Star Wars Name
Drinking Slang
Raggot, the flying gerbil
George Bush in Hell
The Little Girl and the Construction Crew
Small Town Justice
No Ears
Sports Quotes
Pop Quiz
Red Necks
More Useless Trivia
Marketing
10 Things You Don't Want to Know
Kids
Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards
Buying Condoms
Penguin Vacation
USS Lincoln
The most comprehensive vagina nickname list in the world
Career day
Blowjob Etiquette
10 Rules to Live By for Girls (by Guys)
Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends
Trivia
Archaeologist's Findings
Punctuation
10 things The Sexes Would Never Say
Creative Writing
PHARMACOLOGY
Turning 21
William's Half Sister
Booty Call
Whales
Widowers
"YOU DA MAN!" TEST
Presidents in Oz
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE
More Trivia
Bungee Jumping
Horse Racing
New Towns In Iraq
What Gender Are They?
Confessional
Tough Shot
Yet More Trivia
Girls
Rules for Living in Las Vegas
Showering Habits
Communication
Why Men are so Damn Cool
Naming your Penis
Math Lesson
Tiger Woods
35 and Unmarried
Trivia
The Drunk
15 Things to do at WalMart
The Secrets of Women's Language
Why Life Is Easier For Men
A Perfect Day
Materialistic Lawyers
Top ten comments made by sports commentators that they would like to take back
Big People Words
Fugifoo!
Top Ten Things Samuel L. Jackson Should Have Said in the Star Wars Prequel
Planecrash
Three Couples
Football FINALLY makes sense...
Skippy
George the Mailman
Jumping Turtle
Father of one of my kids
Mad Cow Disease
Beautiful
Dentist
Blonde's Appendicitis
The Hairdresser
Hand Soap
Dental Hygene
Handjobs