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Dumb Laws - Part II

Location: Ohio
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
- This law still exists.

Location: Ohio
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
- This law still exists.

Location: Ohio
No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
- This law still exists.

Location: Oklahoma
Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
- This law still exists.

Location: Oklahoma
Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
- This law still exists.

Location: Oklahoma
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
- This law still exists.

Location: Oklahoma
Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.
- This law still exists.

Location: Oklahoma
It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
- This law still exists.

Location: Oklahoma
Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.
- This law no longer exists.

Location: Omaha, Nebraska
A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.
- This law still exists.

Location: Oregon
It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex.
- This law still exists.

Location: Oregon
One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e.,that which covers one's body from neck to knee.
- This law still exists.

Location: Ottumwa, Iowa
Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.
- This law still exists.

Location: Owensboro, Kentucky
A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission.
- This law still exists.

Location: Oxford, Ohio
It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
- This law still exists.

Location: Nashville, Tennessee
Males may not be sexually aroused in public.
- This law still exists.

Location: Natchez, Missouri
It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants
- This law still exists.

Location: Nebraska
If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
- This law still exists.

Location: Nebraska
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
- This law still exists.

Location: Nevada
It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
- This law still exists.

Location: New Britian, Connecticut
It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
- This law still exists.

Location: New Brunswick, Canada
Driving on the roads is not allowed.
- This law still exists.

Location: New Hampshire
You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.
- This law still exists.

Location: New Hampshire
You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
- This law still exists.

Location: New Hampshire
On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.
- This law still exists.

Location: New Hampshire
If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for ''maintaining the national forest without a permit''.
- This law still exists.

Location: New Jersey
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
- This law still exists.

Location: New Jersey
If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.
- This law still exists.

Location: New Jersey
You may not slurp your soup.
- This law still exists.

Location: New Jersey
It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
- This law still exists.

Location: New Orleans, Louisiana
You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.
- This law still exists.

Location: New Orleans, Louisiana
It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.
- This law still exists.

Location: New York
If a man flirts with a woman or looks at a woman "in that way" he can expect a $25 fine. If that doesn't calm his hormones: a second offense will have him wearing a pair of horse blinders when he leaves his house.
- This law still exists.

Location: New York
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
- This law still exists.

Location: New York
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
- This law still exists.

Location: New York
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
- This law still exists.

Location: Newark, New Jersey
It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
- This law still exists.

Location: Norfolk, Virginia
Women must wear a corsette after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone.
- This law still exists.

Location: North Andover, Massachusetts
An ordinance prohibits the use of space guns.
- This law still exists.

Location: North Carolina
If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.
- This law still exists.

Location: North Dakota
Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant
- This law still exists.

Location: Maine
You may not step out of a plane in flight.
- This law still exists.

Location: Maine
Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
- This law still exists.

Location: Manville, New Jersey
It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.
- This law still exists.

Location: Marshaltown, Iowa
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants
- This law still exists.

Location: Massachusetts
At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
- This law still exists.

Location: Massachusetts
An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
- This law still exists.

Location: Massachusetts
Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.
- This law still exists.

Location: Massachusetts
All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.
- This law no longer exists.

Location: Massachusetts
No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
- This law still exists.

Location: Massachusetts
Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder.
- This law still exists.

Location: Massachusetts
Massachusetts liquor stores can only open on Sundays if they are in Berkshire, Essex, Franklin, Middlesex or Worcester counties and are within 10 miles of the Vermont or New Hampshire borders.
- This law still exists.

Location: Massachusetts
Alcoholic drink specials are illegal.
- This law still exists.

Location: Memphis, Tennessee
It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.
- This law still exists.

Location: Memphis, Tennessee
Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis. (Passed in 1996)
- This law still exists.

Location: Memphis, Tennessee
It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises.
- This law still exists.

Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin
An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car.
- This law still exists.

Location: Minnesota
A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
- This law still exists.

Location: Minnesota
All bathtubs must have feet.
- This law still exists.

Location: Minnesota
It is illegal to sleep naked.
- This law still exists.

Location: Moline, Illinois
Ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited.
- This law still exists.

Location: Montana
It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
- This law still exists.

Location: Morrisville, Pennsylvania
It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics.
- This law still exists.

Location: Myrtle Creek, Oregon
One may not box with a kangaroo.
- This law still exists.
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