A woman is helping her computer illiterate husband set up his computer. She instructs him to choose and enter a password he wants to use, when logging on.
The husband, in a rather amorous mood, figures he will try for a shock effect to bring his mood to his wife's attention. So when the computer asks him to enter his password, he makes it plainly obvious to his wife that he is keying in the word, "PENIS".
His wife nearly falls off the he chair from laughing so hard, when the computer replies:
**PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH. ***
***PLEASE TRY A NEW ONE. ***