Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided they aren't going anywhere in life and think they should go to college to get ahead. Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history, and logic. "What's logic?" asked Bubba. The professor answers, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed-eater?" "I sure do," answers the redneck. "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replies the professor. "That's real good." The redneck responds in awe. The professor continues: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house." Impressed, the redneck shouts,"GAWL-LEEE!" "And since you own a house and a house is tough to take care of by yourself, logic dictates that you have a wife." "Sally Mae!! This is incredible!" Bubba exclaims. Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual rather than homosexual," says the professor. "You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of. I caint wait to take this here logic class." Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway where Cooter is still waiting. "So what classes are ya takin?" asks Cooter. "Math, history, and logic." replies Bubba. "What in tarnation is logic?" asks Cooter? "Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?" "No." "You're a queer, ain't ya?" |