A priest is in the confessional booth, awaiting the next confession. He is suddenly struck with the urge to use the bathroom. He peeres out the curtin, and sees a janitor. He motions for the janitor to come over. "I need to go to the bathroom, can you watch the booth for a few minutes?" "I know nothing about this father." "It's easy, above the window is a list of all sins and the appropriate hail mary's." "OK, but please hurry up!" A few minutes go by and a women enters the booth. "Bless me father for I have sinned, for I have commited Oral Sex" The janitor looks at the chart, and it says nothing of Oral Sex. He looks out the curtain and sees an alter boy, and motions the alter boy to come over. "What does the priest give for Oral Sex?" The alter boy responds "Milk and Cookies, why do you ask?" |