A man and his wife were out playing golf, when from the tee he hit the ball into a farmyard next to the fairway. Unable to see the green due to the farms barn being in the way, his wife quickly came up with a solution. "I will run up and open the doors on both ends of the barn and you can hit the ball through the barn onto the green." The husband agreed, and after opening the doors the wife waited to see her husbands shot. He hit the ball directly into the barn, but it ricocheted off a beam, hit his wife in the head and killed her. Some time later while player playing the same hole with buddy, the man hit his tee shot to the same position behind the barn. His friend said, "I will run up and open the doors on both ends of the barn and you can hit the ball through the barn onto the green". With a horrified look on his face the man quickly replied... "No way, I tried that last time I played here, and took a double bogey on the hole." |