Noticing a man who appeared to be really drunk, a few of the guys at the bar decided to be good Samaritans and help him get home.
They picked him up off the floor and dragged him out the door. The poor guy fell down three times on the way to the car.
Finding his house, they helped him out of the car and he fell down four more times on the way to his front door.
The helpful fellows rang the doorbell and the man's wife came to the door.
One said, "Here's your husband! We got him home safe and sound!"
The man's wife gave the group a shocked look. "But where the hell is his wheelchair?"