Someone left the zebra's cage open by accident, and he escaped and ran to a local farm. He approached an old hen and asked, 'What do YOU do around here?' She said, 'I lay eggs for the farmers breakfast.' Then he walked over to a cow and asked, 'What do YOU do around here?' She said, 'I give milk for the farmers breakfast.' Then he walked over a huge stallion and asked, 'What do YOU do around here?' He said, 'Take off those faggy pajamas, and I'll show you EXACTLY what I do around here!' |