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TOP 12 Things That Yoda Says During Sex

12. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"
11. "Excuse me while I put a shield on my saber, Sweetheart."
10. "Now you know why they put one of me in every Happy Meal, do you."
09. "Cuddling, afterplay -- a Jedi craves not these things."
08. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"
07. "Do me or do me not -- there is no try."
06. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"
05. "You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my ass."
04. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
03. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"
02. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"
01. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"
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