1) THE FIRST IS SMURF SEX. this happends during the honeymoon periods, you both keep doing it untill you're blue in yhe face. 2) THE SECOND IS KITCHEN SEX. this is at the begining of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. 3) THE THIRD KIND IS BEDROOM SEX. you've calmed down a bit,perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. 4) THE FOURTH KIND IS HALLWAY SEX. this is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "FUCK YOU!" 5) THERE IS ALSO A FIFTH KIND OF SEX: COURTROOM SEX. this is when you get divorced and your spouse screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom. |