|Nursing Home Policeman|
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car. As she's going down the hall an old man walks out of his room and says, "Excuse me ma'am, but you were speeding. May I see your driver's license?" She digs around in her purse, pulls out a candy wrapper and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way. Later, while "wheeling" on the same route, the same old man comes out of his room saying, "Excuse me ma'am but I saw you cross over the center line back there. May I see your registration please?" She digs in her purse, pulls out a store receipt and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her another warning and sends her on her way. The next time she went down the hall she was having a great time by weaving from side to side. The same old man comes out of his room, but this time he is stark naked and has an erection! The old lady in the wheel chair looks at him and says, "Oh no! Not the Breathalyzer again!"