Ole and Lena are sixty-nining when Ole says, "Leena did you know there is 117,000 musk-ox in Alaska?"
Lena says, "No, I didn't, gee, you're smart".
Ole says, "And Lena, did you know there are 482,000 grizzly bears living in Alaska?" Lena says, "No I didn't. Gee, youčre smart. Ole says, "Lena, did you know there is over 2,000,000 caribou living in Alaska?" "No," says Lena, "how did you get so smart?" sort of wondering how this conversation came about in the middle of their sex play.
Ole says, "Remember last winter when we ran out of toilet paper and we had to use the pages out of magazines?"
"Yes, I remember," says Lena.
Ole says, "Well you still have page 63 of the National Geographic stuck to your ass."