There were three morticians trading stories in a bar one night.
The first one said, "What a day I had today. A man wasn't wearing his seatbelt, and his head flew into the windshield. Took me all day to make the face look natural."
Not to be outdone, the second mortician said, "You think that's bad? I had a guy who got was hit by a train while he was riding his bike. Took me two days to put all the pieces back together!"
The third mortician just shook his head. "You guys have it easy," he said. "I had this female parachutist whose chute didn't open. She landed on a flagpole, and it took me all week just to wipe the smile off her face!"