An old man went into the Social Security Office and filled out an application. He was too old to have a birth certificate, so he was asked to prove his age. He opened his shirt and showed them the gray hair on his chest. They accepted that as proof, and give him his first check. He went home to his wife, showed her the check, and explained to her what had happened. She replied, "Well get back down there, pull down your pants, and see if you can also get disability!" |