A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads: "Dear Wife: I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18-year-old secretary." When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows: "Dear Husband: I too am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with my handsome and virile 18-year-old boy toy. AND, you, being an accountant, will therefore appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18." |